Rob presents...making my head blow up

Rob presents...testing another type

Here I'm testing the pop-up link variety of code.

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Rob presents...testing new technology

I'm just testing the embedding capabilities of our new website, www.RealTVideo.com.

Rob presents...a 2008 presidential candidate quiz

Can you name all of the candidates still in the running for President of the United States of America? (Hint: There's over 50. Remember there are parties like "The Light Party," "American Independent," "Peace and Freedom," and of course the "United Fascist Union.") Visit here for the complete list.
Make sure to click the link for "All Presidential Candidates" at the very bottom of the page.

Here's one name you might remember, Alan Keyes. How many times is this guy going to run before he realizes NO ONE is going to vote for him? He gets a gold star for effort though.

Rob presents...politicians listen to Rob!

As you most certainly may have read in a previous post, I urged candidates Giuliani and Edwards to drop out of the presidential race. And they did! Behold the power that is my blog! (And I suppose the power of Floridian voters.) Finally we can stop hearing about these people trailing in third thinking that they could be the next come-back-kid. Wasn't gonna happen. Especially if you refused to visit half the states that were voting. Giuliani that's aimed at you buddy!

So the quest for new candidates moves on. Does anyone else think it's stupid that we have primaries at all? Why don't we just have one big election with everyone that wants to run, like they did for governor of California. That would be much more efficient and entertaining. Royal Rumble on The Hill. Good times.

Ron Paul, Mike Huckabee: Come on now. You were behind Giuliani and you think you still have a chance? No.

Rob presents...a no good, horrible, very bad day

Today was a bad day. Not just because it was Hump Day, or because I dropped my ice cream cone, or even because an alien probed my best friend's butt. No, today my beautiful Mac laptop decided to stop working. Over 4 years of loyalty and pure bliss came to a sudden end this morning when I went to boot up, and nothing. I know you all will have lots of suggestions on fixing it or moving on, trust me, I've tried them all. Perhaps someday soon I will be able to resurrect it and my Appletonian dreams will live on, but for now, I mourn.

My friends, don't take your Mac for granted. If you don't have a Mac, go get one and cherish it like you would a young child. A young, super intelligent, never poops himself, file pirating, email checking, editing master of a child.

Oh, and always make backups of your files at least once a month if not once a week. Especially that hard to find porn.

Rob presents...the best fans are soccer fans

Case in point:



You can't get much better than that. I don't even know what team he's rooting for, but I sure as hell want to root for them too. Even if it's just to have a pipe and glasses like those. Even the other blurry fans in the background have crazy outfits. You can't not have fun while around these fans. Go soccer team!