Rob presents...being a motivational speaker.

Being a motivational speaker takes a special kind of person. Over the years I’ve experienced many types of lectures given by many different speakers. Some of them were at the top of their game while others belong in the ballroom of the Motel 6. Either way they all have a formula that seems to be a standard in the business. I will now share with you what no motivational speaker wants you to know. Their formula to success. Are you ready to succeed as a motivational speaker? Are you?! Let me hear you say, “I’m ready to succeed!” Don’t be shy, we’re all here to better our lives. “I’m ready to succeed! I’m ready to succeed! I am READY TO SUCCEED!!”

First, let’s stand up and give ourselves a big hug. That’s right. Tighter. And hold it…hold it…hooollllldddd iiiiiiiiiiiiit! And release. Doesn’t that feel better? Don’t you feel more comfortable with yourself? I know I do. Why? Because…(all together) “I AM READY TO SUCCEED!” Now if you’re starting to feel lost, just refer to the first chapter of my best-selling book, Rob Presents…Being a Motivational Speaker. If you haven’t picked up your copy yet, you can buy it from my website, rcsjackson.blogspot.com, for a mere $19.95! That’s right folks, everything you need to be prepared to succeed for just $19.95. Act now and you’ll get Rob’s Guide to Getting in to Any Party and Rob’s Motivational Day by Day Calendar absolutely free! So who’s ready to succeed?! Let’s get going!

Look around you. What do you see? A room full of strangers? A room full of nobodies? NO!! You see winners! You see success stories in the making! You see motivation! If you don’t do a good job motivating others, someone else in this room will step all over you, crush your dreams, and steal your spouse. You don’t want that do you? NO!! You WILL succeed! You Will be the best! Are you ready to find out how? Are you ready to succeed?! (All together) “I am READY TO SUCCEED!!” A full schematic on how to spot a competing motivational speaker in your audience can be found on page 32 of my Nobel Prize winning, Rob Presents…Being a Motivational Speaker and on April 20th of Rob’s Motivational Day by Day Calendar.

Now I can see some of you have puzzled expressions on your faces. Perhaps you’re thinking, “Rob, I’m ready. I’m ready to succeed. I’m ready to live like a rock star. I’m ready to motivate people in an oratory fashion. But how do I get started?” Well friends, you get started by coming to this very seminar. You’ve proven to yourself that this is want you want, that you want to succeed! But first, you must look the part! Start with a really expensive suit that screams, “I’m grossly overpriced and gaudy!!” No one can help but take you seriously if you have the confidence to wear something like that. Ladies, make sure you wear a pantsuit. You can’t motivate anyone wearing a skirt or dress. It’s just not motivational. Chapter three of my book, (Recommended by Oprah by the way, that’s right, who do you think taught her?), Rob Presents…Being a Motivational Speaker, you’ll find suggested websites, catalogues, and appropriate stores to buy your perfect Motivational Outfit.

We’re on a roll people! Keep pressing on! You’re so close to success you can taste it! Can you taste it friends? Can you taste success? Are you ready? ARE YOU?!! (All together) “I am READY TO SUCCEED!”

Now you’re dressed for success. You really look the part! What do you do now? You, in the plaid shirt, do you know? Speak up! No?! Well let me tell you. Get your pens ready people, this is perhaps the most important part of this whole presentation. Your ultimate piece of the pie that will lead to the full plate of success! Are you ready? HEEEERE WEEEE GOOOOOO!!!! You must be able to yell at people incessantly! That’s right people! To motivate someone you have to STIMULATE THEIR SENSES!! The best way to do that? RAISE YOUR VOICE! That’s the ticket friends! Drive the major points home! DRIVE THEM HOME BY YELLING!! But don’t angry yell. No, no, no! Motivationally yell! Your copy of my AAA endorsed book, Rob Presents…Being a Motivational Speaker includes a FREE, that’s right, FREE audio compact disc! This disc contains this entire lecture and examples of how to use your voice motivationally. If you don’t have a compact disc player, GO BUY ONE! This disc will change your life forever! It will help you succeed! Are you ready to Succeed? Are you ready to taste the sweet nectar that is success? Are you ready to hear the melodic tones of motivation? Are you ready? ARE YOU READY?!! (All together) “I am READY TO SUCCEED!”

Go now into the world and succeed people! Motivate, motivate, MOTIVATE! Speak like you’ve never spoken before! Use the steps I have taught you to create a lifestyle you only dreamt about before! 100 million subscribers to my book club CAN’T be wrong! Your ticket to success is in your hand! If it’s not, please do yourself the favor of a lifetime, and visit my website, rcsjackson.blogspot.com, and buy my International Top Seller of All Time book, Rob Presents…Being a Motivational Speaker today! Don’t forget your FREE gifts, Rob’s Guide to Getting in to Any Party, Rob’s Motivational Day by Day Calendar, and the audio compact disc containing this presentation. You are READY TO SUCCEED! You ARE ready! You WILL succeed! ARE YOU READY?!!! (All together) “I AM READY TO SUCCEED!!!”