Rob presents...a no good, horrible, very bad day

Today was a bad day. Not just because it was Hump Day, or because I dropped my ice cream cone, or even because an alien probed my best friend's butt. No, today my beautiful Mac laptop decided to stop working. Over 4 years of loyalty and pure bliss came to a sudden end this morning when I went to boot up, and nothing. I know you all will have lots of suggestions on fixing it or moving on, trust me, I've tried them all. Perhaps someday soon I will be able to resurrect it and my Appletonian dreams will live on, but for now, I mourn.

My friends, don't take your Mac for granted. If you don't have a Mac, go get one and cherish it like you would a young child. A young, super intelligent, never poops himself, file pirating, email checking, editing master of a child.

Oh, and always make backups of your files at least once a month if not once a week. Especially that hard to find porn.